Sewing kit
 
Because broken workflows deserve a fashionable bandage. Patch the process. Pray it holds.
 
USE CASE:
For support leaders held together by copy-paste empathy, half-written SOPs, and 37 Slack threads.
 
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:
1. Stitch together five outdated systems
2. Reinforce with manual routing tape
3. Smile on Zoom and say, “We’re almost ready for scale.”
 
INGREDIENTS:
Pre-threaded empathy replies
1 safety pin of hope
4 buttons that don’t match your tech stack
 
CAUTION:
⚠️ Fragile.
⚠️ Not washable.
⚠️ Will not survive Q4.