Dental Kit

Polishes apologies. Masks delay breath.
 
USE CASE:
To eliminate stale support replies like:
“Sorry for the inconvenience”
“We appreciate your patience”
“Thank you for reaching out again”
 
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:
Brush up on your empathy templates
Floss around unresolved workflows
Rinse and repeat… forever—unless you switch to Zowie
 
CAUTION:
⚠️ May cause false hope, mild nausea, and passive-aggressive follow-up emails
⚠️ Not a substitute for actual resolution